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Diverse town in southern California, mostly famous for Camp Pendleton, the marine base, and the San Luis Rey Mission.
Oceanside can either be really nice or really ghetto- depending where you live. The more well-off people tend to live in Ivey Ranch, Mission Mesa, Fire Mountain, Ocean Hills, and the homes near the El Camino Country Club. As for Deep Valley, Eastside, South Oside, or Tri City...well, those are the areas you want to avoid late at night.
Oceanside is actually very beautiful, and contains a nice community college, MiraCosta, an old drive-in theater in The Valley, a country club, a bike trail, a mission, and several bars and businesses along Coast Highway. Great place to visit.
I'm bored, what should we should do?
Let's go chill in Oceanside, CA. There's always something to do out there.
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1. true, a phenomenally boring city
2. a city much like most suburbia, all the houses look the same and the city's wealth follows a class system, from the streets 6 th through 25th
25th being excessively rich, gaudy, and moronic
6th being dirt poor, and generally where the minorities live
3. the Beverly hills of the Inland empire, and Sanbernardino County, unbenounced that SB and the IE are both shit-heaps full of meth labs and ethnically driven violence
4. the whitest city in all of southern california, a city full of bitchy white women who drive SUV's and believe they understand anything about the world because they never leave their comfort zone of one block
5. a city so boring that the cops break up every single party because they have nothing to do whatsoever
6. calls itself "the city of gracious living" because it is stuck up and, literally, that pretentious
1. Those annoying bro hoes, Aren't they from Upland?
2. That fat-ass white woman, the one on the cell phone drinking starbucks profusely and being rude to everyone; theres an upland woman.
3. God, im so fucking bored, it feels like I'm in Upland, Ca.
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Place inhibited by teenagers who stand outside mcdonalds with nothing to do...smoke cigars and cruise...thats all there is to do in cashburn
First kid-"yo man theres nothin to do"
Second kid-"lets go chill in the Mcdonalds parking lot"
First kid-"ok!"
"ca$hburn is were its at"
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A CA plate is a tattoo above a chick's butt.
CA for California, where these tattoos are very common.
Plate, short for license plate.
Also known as: CA Plate.
I was checking out her CA plate so long, I ran right into a pole.
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Located in the Antelope (forefathers killed all of them) Valley it is a rural desert with Joshua trees (named after a guy named Joshua), dirt, and dirt. Highly recommended for anyone looking to get within a certain amount of miles of their victims. A GREAT last resort for one's existence.
"where are the #$% palm trees? we this is California isn't it?!" sure it is! we are in Lancaster, CA.
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In Lakewood, California, you could walk down the street at night and be pretty damn, safe. the cops are ALWAYS driving around, however, they will not stop you. run a few red lights, stop signs, whatever! they don't care. lakewood is also becomming a Compton drop off. Lakewood High school may not be too gehtto, cause they have the black kids who act white, but mayfair high is pretty ghetto. it's manily the blacks, mexicans and asians, while Lakewood hs is manily the white folk. particularly the "BROS" and "BROHOES" whom are the DGAFing white kids who get drunk on a weekly basis, drive white trucks, go to the lake or the river or whatever them white kids call it, and dont associate with anyone but their own kind. Bro's usually chill with their hot ass guy friends and always have an ugly BUTTER FACE hanging around. Typically, its a trashy younger sister or just a trashy girl period. talk about BJ fest! Lakewood is the kind of city where you see hott girls almost every where and it has an all girls catholic hs. which means drunk ass rich girls GALORE! Btw, sure most lakewood teens get drunk but boy oh boy, the pot use is INSANE! not too much havy stuff though, just a whole lotta BEER PONG and crazy WEEED! In the 'L-WOOD" which the wanna beee ghetto acting kids call it, you could never starve, they have mc donalds, carls jr's and starbucks up the ass! everywhere you turn you'll find one of those. we also have a lotta parks which the skater kids (and there's a LOT of skaters and wanna bee skaters) go after dark to shred it up and get high. and don't worry about the curfew, remember, the cops dont care! Moreover, Lakewood is a fun place to be if you're a teenager. Hot girls, hot guys, boooze and no rules!
On a warm night in lakewood CA, the street behind you is having an insanely loud party with a crappy DJ playing old ass music. It's almost midnight and your grandparents are trying t sleep and your little brother is pretty sick. You call the Lakewood Sheriff and they act all concerned. you wait attentively at your window to see those A-HOLE neighbords get busted (because they are underaged and drinking a hole lotta liquor) but to no avail: the cops never show. Its now 12:30 at night and the music is even louder and the DJ is now taunting the neighbor hood shouting : "Ya'll M*THER F*CKERS cant stop this uh huh!" and so tou call the polica once again and they tell you, oh im sorry somene will be there shortly. At 2:00am, they finnally come...when EVERYONE is leaving. Tish Tisk Lakewood Cops. Tisk Tisk
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The period of time during the year when CA exams take place in India - twice a year.
Mostly during the first week of May and November.
Women: Why is Jolly studying so much?
Man: Bitch, don't you know its CA season??
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