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When you eat swordfish and shit it out in spiky poop nuggets. It is rather painful.
Damn. I went to that one seafood restaurant last night and its safe to say I had some pretty gnarly cactus nuggets this morning.
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An alternative to describing a person of being a pain in the ass
"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."
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When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.
Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world.
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Term to refer to a mans balls after recently being shaved, when the small prickly hairs begin to grow back and poke his penis as it hangs over them.
Guy: Damn, I got the cactus effect. Should've shaved better.
Guy 2: I know, that shit sucks. Feels like tiny needles stabbing your dick.
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Having unprotected sex with a loose woman.
"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
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"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"
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When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles
Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles
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A medical condition that causes a sharp pain in the inner penis at all times, and strains a lot of energy. Often causes immediate suicide by gun.
"Urethra Cactus is almost as bad as Broomrape, but for humans."
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