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Callum is a fucking sket and is moving mad atm
Callum is a cunt
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Callum is a bot that never responds to dms. He has no friends and smells. Callum also can’t stop chising Tyler which annoys Daniel
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Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
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AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head
Dav alright this Callum’s corner man is well funny with us no no noncesence song
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working with someone who has anxiety and gets angry over the little things and is a workaholic, ends up ripping all of the worksheets
"I really wanna hire this guy but he's really anxious and claims to be a hard worker, I don't wanna get callumed"
"He ripped all of the worksheets, I think I just got callumed!"
"I think he's getting mad that I haven't done much work, oh no I think I got callumed?"
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