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An imperative used to inform habitual line-steppers that their actions are no longer acceptable, and that said line-stepper needs to calm down before being put back into place.
Dude, you better calm your roll before I slap some sense into you.
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'that's calm' is reference to the feeling you get when you take a chick cinema and they be like £48.75 for 2 popcorn and drinks.
cashier: sir, that'll be £48.75.
you *soul is on 1% battery life*: thats calm
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A phrase used by sisters to tell each other to stop being horny.
Lil Sis: Calm your tuna!!
Big Sis: But i need a good fuck!
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to calm the fuck down; to not freak out.
C: I am FREAKING out!
B: Just calm yo bed fool.
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A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.
#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"
#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."
The act of calming down after getting very quickly angry.
-"WTF you just hit my car!"
-"calm your ballz dude, it was an accident."
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A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.
Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.
You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.
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