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When you cum in your daughter you are making your daughter have a baby with your semen.
I just came in my daughter three times.
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A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.
The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.
Something that means your dad left you and your family to start a new one.
"OMG! Your dad never came back with the milk?"
A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........
Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*
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From Bob's Burgers: A burger served with coleslaw
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger, you should try it!"
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No wonder we are so thin skinned and hot-headed
Wow, we truly came from hell. All humans are nincompoops and failures of natural selection
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