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An outdoor orgy ritual involving molten-hot cheese curds, a funnel, a paddle and Anne Murray.
Are you and mom going to take in some of Canada's History in the woods this weekend?
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A depraved sexual act that is rarely talked about involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. May or may not involve a beaver.
She had a difficult time walking after Canada's History.
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An insane sex act invloving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup
man i tought her Canada's history last night
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A time when a once bold northern nation helped black Americans escape persecution during the Civil War. Thought to have sparked the legend of Aunt Jemima's arrival on The Underground Syrupstream.
Man, isn't it funny how people forget that Canada's History is a big part of America's History?
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The term "Canada's history" generally refers to beaver fur trade. The Canadian beaver was highly sought after due to its thick and robust qualities due to the abrupt 40 degree temperature drop upon crossing the American-Canadian border. The fur was often turned into carpets and rugs in the royal houses during the 17th and 18th centuries.
Rosalie: I love my Canadian history, eh!
Destiny: eeeeeeewwwwwwww shave that shit!!!!!!! canada's history is siiiiiiiick
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a) A reverse Halifax Fudge Burger, except, after insertion, you pull out, and turn it into a Sloppy Dog Sled, then you grab an entire bottle of maple syrup, and squirt both the syrup and your semen into her hair.
b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.
I just read her all of Canada's History, if you know what I'm saying.
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An unusual sex act involving the penetration of the vagina or anus with a set of moose antlers covered in maple syrup. The excess syrup and bodily fluids are then caught in the Stanley Cup and recycled.
Dude, someone just sent me a picture of someone doing the Canada's History on some chick. Gross!
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