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Social Capital

A term used to reduce human interactions to a quantifiable and expendable resource -- so as to facilitate indoctrination into economics and laissez faire/free trade ideology, which is the rot of the world.

1. Steve: "Gee, every time I try and get assistance from my telco, I can never sort out my phone woes"
Clare: "It only matters when social capital is bartered as a resource, it matters little what occurs then after."

2. Peter: "I've been seeing a Psychologist, and to me, he just didn't seem to care..."

Susan: "Why should he. It only matters when social capital is bartered as a resource, it matters little what occurs then after."

3. Craig: "Hey honey, we have a wonderful estate, local and foreign investments, and are miserable; the kids are spoiled, and not the much happier for that. We buy them smart phones and computer games, and what ever else they want, I feel like we're doing something wrong..."

Angela: "Craig, what you need to understand is that that kitsch humbug notion of love must be done away with so as to cultivate professional relationships with our progeny; it isn't fit for them to use any faculty of insight or contemplation lest they awaken any free thinking thoughts. You have always been social capital to me, even though you are my favorite cousin."

by Snuggle Pot September 11, 2012

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Capital steez

That nigga 47 shit

Yo bruh fuck that nonsense you playing throw that capital steez

on you dirty nigga

by Stinky how January 21, 2017

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Capital Malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local Combine Civil Authority.

"Attention; You have been charged with: 243 Assault on Protection Team,
Capital Malcompliance,
Divisive Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance."

"You have been judged guilty by Civil Protection teams, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately."

by Overwatch April 21, 2005

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Random Capitalization

The Art of randomly Starting a Word with a Capital midway through a Sentence.

"Interesting capitalization" i Said
"Yeah. I'm a big believer Of random Capitalization. The rules of capitalization are So unfair To the words in the Middle" Margo Roth Spiegelman

by TheEskimoNames February 26, 2020


capital loss

Significant or total loss of capital investor in an expensive item.

Tony took a capital loss when he gave away his new I-Pod.

by Gohan Barracuda July 30, 2018


Career Capital

Career Capital is the value of competencies, knowledge and individual personality attributes you have to produce economic value. Career Capital is vitally important for an individual’s success in all stages of work and life. Career Capital can increase through education, experience and your ability to identify and convert opportunity. In the digital age, building your career capital requires a conscious effort to strategically evolve in order to act and influence as a valuable and respected resource.

If you want to get a job, you can no longer just apply like everyone else. You need to understand the business and learn what they need and where they are planning to go so you can bring value and ideas right away. This way you come into the interview with the career capital you need to be the best person for the job.

by value man February 5, 2012

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


screwface capital

Toronto, Ontario canada

the dot. Screwface capital is toronto.

by FG Records March 5, 2008

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