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A common phrase used to describe a cavernous vagina (vag).
Hey Grandma, do you have room in your Captain's Badge for my camera?
one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything
my nephew is like captain destructo everything he touches gets broken
A guy who is designated by his friend to have sex with, or pipe out, his girl while he is unable to do so.
Harry: "Hey Jack! Will you be my pipe captain while I am away this weekend?"
Jack: "I would be honored!"
A shirtless drunk wearing the Australian flag as a cape as a sign of patriotism. Female equivalent often wears the flag as a dress or bikini.
Commonly sighted at fireworks displays and brawls.
"What happened to your car?"
"Captain Australia jumped on the roof shouting "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!"
The oudacious and drunken act of inserting ones hand down the back of a womans jeans, in an attempt to reach around and grab the crotch. Only applicable to woman who are strangers.
So my buddy just reached down the back of that 40 year olds pants when she was leaning forward at the bar and gave her the Captains Handshake!
A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.
A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.
You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"