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A lame grey fart who doesn’t deserve to win ccc4 fucking dweeb
Carbon dioxide is a little bitch
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For when a footprint isn't big enough. We don't have kinds, we don't care about yours, and we aren't going to live for ever. Disregard for the environment to an extent no longer covered by 'Carbon Footprint'. Also: Carbon Ass Groove (US)
Every light in the house has to be on? Are you working on your Carbon Arse Groove?
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Bangin' music! And some cars and canyons and shit, THE VIDEO GAME
Me: godDAMN! The music is amazing
My friend: chill dude, you've been talking about how good the music in Need For Speed carbon is for five hours, sheesh!
Me again: but it is so good man! The fact they made dynamic strings like that in 2006 is fucking amazing!
My friend, tired and wanting to sleep: whatever, just wear headphones or something.
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A carbon-induced disease is a disease that is induced by carbon.
"Oh no, the carbon induced my carbon-induced disease" said Mary, suffering from carbon-induced disease.
The corncob lodge up the ass of the Anthropogenic climate change fanatics.
"You know every time you drive your SUV Gaia dies a little more."
" You need to pull that Carbon Footprint Corncob out of your ass. Why don't you take a cruise and relax?"
"Do you know how much carbon a cruise ship puts into our sky's?"
" I rest my case."
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1.A large slappable object, tends to run in fear of Dymphna Loki
2. A sizeable error on the earths suface
1. Carbon Sniper shook in fear when he came out of science
2. Your a huge effin Carbon Sniper, one big mess.
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Googling the person you have just met to try to find their age.
"Ok", she began, "so he like, asked me out, but I mean, when I like, asked if he was like, into "Cheer" he dropped Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and, like, Shelley Long and I mean like, whose great-grandparents are they??? So I gotta do some online carbon dating first."
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