Who cares

A remark adressing female attire that, despite breaking dress codes or rules of decency, is commonly accepted due to the atractive nature of the wearer.

"what's with all the chicks wearing booty shorts and tight-ass tank tops?."

"who cares?"

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Care Bear

cute little bears that try to save the world from evil people or people that need help...mostly children

Awwww...Care Bears are so cute!!!!

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Self care

Self care is an umbrella term that Twitter/Tumblr SJWs use to excuse their poor financial decisions. Why spend money on things like rent/bills when you can buy coloring books from Whole Foods?

I’m six months behind on rent, my phone got shut off and my cars getting repo’d. I’m going to a $400 spa though because self care.

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taken care of

when my friend got in deep with the mafia, they came to his house late at night and now he's wearing cement shoes in the bottom of a lake.

friend
-Dude wheres jack?

me
-he owed money to the mafia now he's taken care of.

friend
-Oh... I call his car

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careful cat

verb: The act of dry humping your sleeping or semi-conscious partner's back.

"I gave my sleeping, pregnant wife the careful cat."

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care bears

Name used in online gaming, particular MMORPGs, refering to players who do not enjoy PvP or RPK. Playing style prefers to play nice, enjoys fighting Mobs, and doing other non-pvp related things, such as tradeskills like cooking (ie, baking cakes or fishing, etc.). Usually picked on by rpk'ers. Not very skilled in player versus player fighting.

Dude, that guild KGB is the worst bunch of Care Bear noobs I have ever seen!

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ain't care

Literally just redneck slang for "don't care"

guy: dude! Stop, you're bout to run into that person's mailbox!
Dude: *hits mailbox* AIN'T CARE.

guy: did you really just make a 5 on your Spanish test? How in the hell..
Dude: *throws paper in trash* Ain't care.

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