Carmel craker
A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.
Carmel craker
Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.
Blatantly avoiding a question or situation by any means necessary, up to and including changing the subject, sleeping, leaving the room, playing on your phone, or getting incredibly drunk.
Why do you hate him? Wait are you Carmeling right now?
Entitled, horny, annoying as hell retards who think they are special and actually play a sport. Just like the other person who defined this word.
Person 1: "Ah dude did you see that the Carmel High School Marching Band won Grand Nationals again?"
Person: "No, who actually fucking cares."
Carmell is strong he is fine he is an athlete He’s very trustworthy smart handsome he was still your girlfriend so you better watch out for him he knows how to keep good secrets he’s not a liar he’s loyal his loyalty is very strong he will have your back he’s loving his Carrie is so beautiful and handsome and he is so so so so cute his dick is long
Carmell is daddy an he will steal yo girl
Carmel High school (previously known as the golden ghetto) almost has more cops in the building then students. Kids can’t look one way without seeing a cop or administrator in the commons. The school is commonly known for their god awful math teachers as well as their attempts to show their “awareness” for mental health problems and bullying. The bathrooms stalls are always full with kids juuling and not actually using the bathroom and some of the sinks spew out brown water (if some kid hasn’t broken it yet). If you’re a Carmel student and haven’t gotten drunk and had a threesome are you really enjoying your high school experience?
“Yo Chris did you hear about that Carmel party this past this past weekend?
“Yea bro why?”
“Did you hear about the threesome that happened?”
“Which one?”
That’s Carmel High School for ya
a man on man homosexual deep throat ejaculation.
"hey Jim, I was with Brandon last night and he gave me a carmel apple."