A premium douchebag who will always drink and get high.
Yo, is he smoking?
Oh yeah, I forgot he is a Carson
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A white male that is a homosexual and likes it in the ads
Carson: hey I like it in the ads
Everyone: no one cares
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A complete asshole. Great at making dick moves.
Me: wanna share your headphones, I lost my beats
Carson: no bitch
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Piece of human garbage, would do anything to make you feel terrible about yourself. Goes about his day acting like a faggot and the such and sort.
Oh shit! Its Carson. That guys a faggot don't look him in the eyes...
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The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.
I believe in carsonism.
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Name given to someone that is the Pimp Hand of God.
I am the mother fucken Carson.
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A sexy, bad ass, geek, with a horses dick. Every girl that looks at him wants to get fucked by him.
Hot girl-I just had the best sex of my life.
Friend-Wow you must have been with a Carson.
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