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The cutest couple ever. They're two of the main characters on a weekly British teen Dramedy on E4 called Skins, who eventually end up together after 8 bizarre episodes. Cassie is a dreamy, girly, scizophrenic drug-user, cutter anorexic with low self-esteem, while Sid is an awkward, nerdy boy in a beenie hat who is controlled by his egotistical best mate Tony. Sounds like it won't work, and maybe so, but it's certainly an interesting pairing.
"Sid and Cassie are so sweet on Skins."
"Yeah, I want them to get married at the season finale."
"Totally."
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Verb
To Caress A Super Sized Individual's Erection (C.A.S.S.I.E.)
Often used before the acronym C.H.E.N.
Causing Him to Ejaculate Niftily
"Did you hear about Helen and Yao Ming? She totally Cassie Chen'ed him!"
"Man you know Todd, the 7 foot tall guy in our class? He totally got Cassie'ed by Laura as she walked by" "Did she Cassie Chen him?" "Nah, he's not THAT sensitive"
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two souls that met not by accident or without cause.
but destined to establish love.
to complement one another. to love each other as long as they are together.
an eternal, infinite love, life and death.
" i love u. " -cassie
" i always love u more than u know. every single day. " -zach
" just say ilyt! " -cassie
" okay, ilyt cassie " -zach
zach and cassie texting. Or better yet, writing letters to each other.
Cassie Andreotti is one of the most admired members of her town. She is very charismatic and has a gift for making people laugh. Cassie has a warm heart and would do anythig for a friend. Her smie will make you stop dead in your tracks and you cant help but smile with her. She is a beautiful girl but is also very intelligent and athletic. She has a bright future ahead of her.
"cassie andreotti?" - get the fuck at her!
"wow shes perfect!" - "are you talking about cassie andreotti?"
When a guy pulls out his dick mid-skype call, and starts masturbating for no apparent reason.
Bonus points for creepy eye contact.
Chick 1: How's Homer?
Chick2: Yeah we don't talk anymore..
Chick 1: Why what happened?
Chick 2: Yeah he totally pulled a Cassy on me..
Chick 1: Ewww.. I always knew he was a perv...
A fat, trans, emo , flat, adopted, cringy, ugly, short, unfunny, pale, gay, irrelevant “girl” with an extra chromosome and a choude
Person 1-“Yo did you hear Cassi got brought back to the orphanage again and now they have to move her to an orphanage in New Zealand ”
Person 2- “again!? bruh she’s been to orphanages all around the world now, we finally won’t have to see her again now and the streets won’t be covered in puke from people looking at her anymore”
person 3- “good thing she wasn’t here for long she already crushed all of USA and almost crushed us”
person 4- “ I heard she lost a couple tons from cutting her wrists”
Person 5-“H”
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She is beautiful and smart. Secretly in love with her best friend Nathan. He low-key knows it too! She also is very smart and rocks the tomboy look. She is tough. She has no filter and will say shit that makes people she enemybad habit she loves her friends too and will stick up for them in anyway.