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A very good way to fry your brain because of the deadly radiation passing through your ear. Plus, unlike what most teenagers think, you can live without one, and save your brain if you do.
Normal kid: Hey wassup?
Popular kid with 5 calls a second: Bshzzshhhzzzzphfshzz...
Normal kid: Are you ok?
Popular kid: I phzhinkh fhso.
Normal kid: Get rid of your cell phone, you'll feel better.
Popular kid: Fshzever!!!!!
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When you fart into a cupped hand, bring that hand quickly to your face (like a cell phone), then sniff.
Fratboy Joe interrupted my train of thought by taking a cell fart call.
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A cell phone allows you to call anyone, anywhere it can pick up signal. However, driving is not a place for a cell phone.
Get off the damn phone when you drive
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Slang for Steroids.
Popularized by Bodybuilding.com forums
Person A: Think I can look like this guy by next year?
Person B: Phil Health? No, hes on Dat Dere Cell tech
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usually found attached permanently to the hand of a guy who uses it to break up with a wonderful chick. may also be used to text his bff/gay lover, mom, or his own personal Duper.
Don't buy a cell phone! You might end up with a rash.
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When someoee unknowning raises thier voice while using thier cell phone.
Duuuude! Don't cell yell I can hear you perfectly!!
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A bio-android created by Dr. Gero, Cell was designed with the burning desire to consume biomass to become stronger and evolve. In order to reach his perfect form, he needed to consume Androids 17 and 18, which were some other of Dr. Gero's creations. He was destroyed twice: once In a battle with Gohan, and the other in a future timeline while fighting Trunks, a time-traveling half-breed saiyan.
Perfect Cell: I AM PERFECT!!!!!!
Gohan: *kills cell*
Dead Perfect Cell: OH NO I'M NOT PERFECT!!
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