chad

a vary stupid male that does not have a liking for females and should stop putting sharpies up his anus. no one in his friend group really likes him, hes kinda the outcast that every one makes fun of when hes not there.

girl: hey chad do you want to chill tonight i'll suck your dick.
chad: first, i have a short but fat penis and second i would rather stick sharpies up my ass then put penut butter on my penis and let my dog lick it off.

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Chad

A country where everyone carries a tennis racket and ties a sweater around their shoulders.

I vacationed in Chad last summer, it was about as shitty as you would expect.

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Chad

The male version of "Karen"

"Look at this Chad getting all bent out of shape and asking for the manager."

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chad

chad is a very short ass roadant who like hugs from gay men chad has cool ass hair he lives in the seven seas of the universe

chad is cool

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chad

one of my mom and dad's main plugs who for some reason occasionally gives my mom free weed 🤔🤔

mom: hey Chad came by earlier and hooked me up with some good shit
me: hell yeah mama fire it up

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Chad

Hot, attractive, intelligent male. Known for his all American good looks, dry humor and sarcasm. Funny, witty and modest. Chad is a well rounded, great friend, boyfriend, husband, etc.

He's so perfect, he's such a Chad.

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Chad

A lovely young man, not a douchebag, with a distinctive laugh. Chads love the outdoors and helping people. Despite their faithfulness in romantic relationships, Chads are magnets for the ladies due to their cute bums. They use their vast knowledge for good instead of evil (most of the time). While Chads are notorious for being right, they are very humble indeed, and sometimes feel bad for needing to be correct so often. Truely, Chads are good people.

Aisley: Did you hear that laugh?
Jessi: I hear it...It must be Chad!

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