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A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.
John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?
Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.
Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!
A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.
After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.
One who brings forth the ultimate destructive force of Chaos.
"Did you hear about all the terrible things that happened since the new kid showed up?"
"Yea, maybe he's a Chaos Bringer."
THE best Free Company in all of Final Fantasy XXIV there has ever been. Full of memesters and people who hold events to have fun. Better than any MMO community you will ever find, not for the thin skinned, but for the individual who wants to hand with an immense number of people they can call friends!
Bro, invite me to the Free Company Symmetric Chaos, we need a place to call home.
The disorienting anxiety one faces when unable to focus on a person's cleavage due to each breast wildly deviating in different directions.
When Jim walked into the nightclub, he immediately experienced stereovision chaos, as the platform heaved loudly like sea under the footraces of a hundred bull sea captains, while Fatima pole-danced shamelessly with brevalanches that spread titinormously to-and-fro like two weighty watermelons struggling to escape Victoria's Secret.
An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.
The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.