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4d chess

Political moves on the international scene. Involving extremely complex assesments of the game situation that may lead to a stalemate or a runaway game. Imagine a chess game played in 3d in a cube configuration where time is a huge factor, and you get 4d chess.

all world leaders are basically playing 4d chess right now.

by underskourge January 5, 2017

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chess fag

a chess fag is a loser, with a girlish body, who reads about and talks about and plays chess non-stop. despite this, a chess fag is a complete derek like vag who pees sitting down through his dried up vagina

derek is such a chess fag

by bobby fisherer February 5, 2009

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chess pie

When a man ejaculates on a girl's breasts as the result of placing his penis between them while she sqeezes them tightly, engulfing his scrotum and penis at the same time in a combination of body movements.

"A fuckin' chess pie."

by Va;lentineTitty July 16, 2006

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Cunt Chess

Cunt chess: A game of life involving second-guessing responses and actions of fools who lack the social awareness necessary to appreciate you might not want the entire office CC'd in on a reply to your email or a whole bar included in advising you on what was previously a private dilemma.

To: Keith, Tammy
From: Paul
Time: 2.01pm
Subject: Cunt Chess

I dunno, good question! Hey Tammy, are you up the duff?

To: Paul
From: Keith
Time: 1.59pm

"Hey Paul, is Fat Tammy really that fat or just really, really pregnant. Man, that's going to be one fat baby. One fat, ugly baby...

by RoEOne June 10, 2008

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5D Chess

From people who are trusting the QAnon Psy-Op plan suggesting that Donald Trump is playing 5D chess against the Deep State.

Horse: Donald Trump launched Operation Warp Speed and says he is father of the vaccine
Pony: No, he is playing 5D chess against the Deep state

by Horse 40769 July 21, 2022

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3D chess

When you outsmart and completely play someone.

"she tried to get with me, I played along... She proved her disloyalty. I never was going to get with her. I was playing 3D chess

by MC GRILLED16 February 6, 2021

15๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chess Champion

A young person who has a very high squeaky voice and doesn't understand any sexual innuendo.

Hurbert: Hey would you like a creamsicle little boy. *slurp*
Chess Champion: Yes those are freaking amazing!
Hurbert: Come down to my cellar, they are down there.
Chess Champion: oh are they orange flavor?
Hurbert: uh sure...

by Dokvald January 10, 2010

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