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Chipotle is a mexican restaurant. I've actually never been there but apparently it's super good. I mean all the basic hoes love it. It's loved by many and tbh is overrated.
"Omg I love Chipotle. Chipotle is ma liiiife!"
the place to get infinite diarrhea with just one bowl
jake: yo i CANT go to school tommorow. what should i do?
max: just go to chipotle.
Wanting to have sex with your teacher/professor
Professor, my chipotle is ready, can I go get it?
Class Dismissed.
Means to go to your local Chipotle restaurant and just wait in line, for excess amounts of time. At least 30 mins.
Friend 1: bro you hungry?!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!
The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you
As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker
Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.
Jimmy: "Sam, Chipotle Date?"
Sam: "Hell yeah"
That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.
I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.