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When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!
Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!
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the act of inserting two fingers into your partners ass in a deliberate forward and backward motion, like pushing a coin into a slot machine.
John: I gave my girlfriend the best chocolate coin last night, she loved it.
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the act of spray farting into the mouth of one's sexual partner
Gee willy, I sure felt randy after giving that girl a chocolate butterfly and then throwing her out of the window.
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A Chocolate Waffle is a term to describe defecating onto a laptop and shutting the lid, preferably while on. Chocolate refers the the most likely color, and waffle refers to the keyboard pattern left in the hot, crispy, stinking surface when the laptop is opened.
Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.
n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.
See also UpperDeck
Jay knew about the impending layoffs, so in the time before he got called into the conference room for 'The Talk,' he crept into his boss' office and left a nice, rich chocolate waffle in his laptop.
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When you fist out your asshole then punch your partner in the face.
That chocolate meatball last night hurt like a son of a bitch.
Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.
"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"
When your anal cavity gets ruptured and a combination of blood and shit comes out of your anus
John was spewing red chocolate when a got a pencil up his asshole