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The act of (hopefully)non fatal strangulation while masturbating.
Did you hear? They say, Michael Hutchence of INXS, died while doing the Choke and Stroke.
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When someone grabs you by the neck, and kisses you on the mouth😻🤤
My boyfriend wants to choke kiss me.
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choke a troll = smoke a bowl. used to try and sound unsuspicious around teachers/cops/authority figures. probably doesnt work, but its a good way to confuse people. "Poke a mole" also works. i guess anything that rhymes with smoke a bowl.
stoner 1-"want to go choke a troll in between some garages during lunch?"
stoner 2-"do i want to what?"
stoner1-"cmon, you know... chOKE a trOLL"
stoner2-"uhhhhmmm, yeah. sure."
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the rating given to the level of pressure on one's lower digestive system directly relating to the immediacy of relieving oneself. The level, or factor, is given in a rating of 1-5 with five being the highest pressure. Choke factor named in honor of Captain James T. Kirk of Star Trek as it relates to a warp factor.
Jose: Hey mang, that double jalapeno burrito supreme was right on.
Carlos: Si, but my gut is about to explode. pull the car over. I got a choke factor 5. I'm touchin cloth.
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Kirk: Scotty, I need more power. The Klingons are almost in range.
Scotty: I'm givin er all she's got. But my ass is on fire. Me and sulu got hold of some bad sushi and I'm bad off. I'm backed up
Kirk: How bad is it?
Scotty: It's a choke factor 5 captain. I don't think I can take any mooooorrr
Kirk: get to sick bay
McCoy: Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a plumber.
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Sexual Choke; when a male slightly but comfortably grips a females throat.
Him; I just wanna choke you sometimes. (Sexual choke)
Her; Come over her and do it then.
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Masturbation, every man does it when his wifes not home, And of course has a HUGE BUSH in his under carriage.
I will Choke The Lizard when i find porn magazines.
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When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.
Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.
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Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!
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