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The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.
Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..
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A Catholic Church located in Sandwich MA. The parking lot is very well known for being a very popular spot to have intercourse with your significant other, which is really fucked up seeing as it's a church.
Guy 1: I fucked Shelly last night at Corpus Christi Parish, it was the best!
Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.
Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha
Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo
Find someone like Christie you could never be any happier.She is truly amazing and couldn't live life with out her she cares for you more than you know but you will never really no how much.forever
Christie Alyce Phillips
She is funny,cute,hot,attractive literally the most sweetest-nicest chick you could ever meet and makes your life million times better.If you get the chance to meet someone such as her i suggest you treasure it with all of your heart and keep it forever :P
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The act of (a gay man) inserting a dryer sheet into his butthole in order to make his butthole more bearable for his partner, (another man) and then accidentally discharging it from his ass from farting.
Kody: Hey man did you see Cody shoot that Corpus Christi Buttplug out of his ass? It smelled like cum!!!
Johnston: Ya, his anus is Heinous!!!
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Corpus Christi College is a school located in Perth. Bunch Of cunts there . lol
*every kid at corpus christi college*
"im a cunt"
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Legal proceedings regarding events or circumstances at southern clothing-optional beach resorts.
If you're accused of indecent exposure in a balmy sunny locale where many of da nearby humans are "in da buff" as well, you could always petition da court for a writ of Habeas Corpus Christi.
Not only is she a mom but she is my best friend.She’s always there for me no matter what and not because she is being a mom, it’s because she actually cares. I can’t talk to anyone else but her because she is a great listener.Christie (mom) has been through a lot and that makes her a hard worker, a great mother, a great friend, and in all a Strong individual. She always knows what’s wrong with me even when I try to hide everything. She’s my hero;mess with her, mess with me.bye!
My mom(Christie) is a strong and amazing individual who listens to her daughter and will always be there for her;she is a great best friend and their is no doubt about it