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The title for Sonic's original film design.
Because it's definitely not Sonic.
"Hey look, it's Chronic the Hedgehog!"
"OH JESUS FUCK."
A person who wasn't raised to know that nobody likes a whiner, and gave him/her pretty much anything they wanted to shut their whining hole. They are immature, self-entitled, melodramatic, high-maintenance, and call constant undeserved attention to self, because when they were growing up, their parents enabled their shitty behavior rather than putting their foot down.
Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.
Person 1: I dumped my girlfriend last week.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.
A method for talking to bitches in a dirty way using sophisticated terms.
Ryan: I asked Jazmine if I could make the beast with two backs and she said yes.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.
It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.
Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.
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When a person is so enthralled in their texting/ phone capabilities, they act as if they have smoked a pinch of chronic. Symptoms include, not responding to simple questions, not being able to walk, sleepy eyes, no care for the outside world, basically unable to perform any basic function that does not involve their phone. Sometimes they even start laughing for no apparent reason as if they are chronic high.
Hey Joe, want to go to the mall?" *no response or movement "Joe! come on man lets go!" *stares and laughs at phone "You just aren't the same when you are chronic texting"
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Someone who cannot stop masturbating
Julie could not stop playing with her toes, Julie was suffering from chronic masturbation.
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someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!
steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..
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