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An Round-House Kicking Hero.
When the Boogy man goes to bed, he Checks his Closet for Chuck Norris.
Superman has Chuck Norris Pajamas.
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when god said, "let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."
when god said,"let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."
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Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...
Chuck Norris From
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny-
Lemon Demons
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1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes
1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck norris doesn't do push-ups he pushes the world down
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Chuck norris can only be defined by two words: chuck norris.
chuck norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
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Don't be an idiot everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris on Urban Dictionary he finds you.
Chuck Norris
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The only man in the world who has a planet named after his left testicle.
Wolverine once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and sliced off his left testicle. It somehow was thrown into outer space, and to this day, it is known by its scientific name: Jupiter.
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