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Clamp Down

When an aggressive man (back in the days where women didn't have many rights before 1960s) and an unwilling woman to arrange a forced marriage, then shortly after its romanticized.

Basically things like "marriage will make an honest woman out of you" and bullshit like that

Her, (13 years old): John... please just listen to me! Please don't make us get a marriage! I'm not ready!
Him, (46 years old): MARY, WE GOTTA CLAMP DOWN.

by The penis puncher November 08, 2022


Bitch Clamps

Vice-grip pliers

"Hey man, pass me those bitch clamps. I need to change the hoses on this washing machine."

by Trevor Lahey April 15, 2014


Clamp Jumper

A man hoe, jumping from clamp to clamp but not to confused by a clamp thief, who steals clamps from coworkers

Bobby went out with Betsy at 6pm after that had drinks with Jo'ann, he is a clamp jumper

by maximillianV December 12, 2017


juicy clamp

When you're barbecuing and your tongs get overly juicy.

"Wow, you've got some juicy clamps there."

by MatthiasLion September 29, 2017


Clamping

When a man crosses his legs with penis and testicles in between and squeezes extremely violently and shaking.

You should really try clamping.”

“I was clamping so hard last night!”

by Lolyouresofunny March 13, 2024


Clamped off

To be annoyed or disgusted by something.

Similar to “pissed off” but less so.

I dropped my phone in toilet! I’m so clamped off!!

It really clamps me off when Eric leaves his clothes in the dryer.

by Jarface67 April 22, 2024


mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty April 20, 2016