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An amazing Melanie Martinez song about two girls catfighting over a boy with Kylie Jenner lips
Me:have you listened to class fight by Melanie Martinez?
My friend:daddy chimed in go for the throat,hell yeah I have!
The act of masturbating during class. Or a derogatory term given to someone who does this act in class. This term can also be class jack or class whack.
I heard Nathan is a class fap in Mr. Harrington's Geometry class, those numbers must have really gotten him off!
I did a class whack to Beth this morning in history.
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Person in the class that always does errands for the teacher or class to get on their good side, but usually faking it because they'd never do it for no reward
Teacher: Sally can you bring me the tissues 1 foot in front of me?
Sally: hell no
*Jessie runs up and hands tissues*
Jessie: here you go!
Teacher: remind me to give you extra credit for that Jessie
Jessie: sure thing, i'll scrub your toes later
Sally: wtf.. what a class bitch
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Owning at least 5 homes and having a net worth over $100,000,000.
No, son, we're not rich. We're Mittle Class. Lots of people own yachts that can circumnavigate the globe without needing to refuel.
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Also known as the Class of COVID-19. These are the students who were set to graduate in 2020 but had all of their final high school moments taken from them by the evil coronavirus. Many of them had their graduation ceremonies on Roblox and Minecraft.
"Mom, why won't you let me buy this prom dress?" "Back in my day, I didn't wear expensive prom dresses, I wore Minecraft skins instead because I was in the Class of 2020.
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Specifically from high schools or colleges, students are handed a packet and given a few weeks to choose a ring, stone, and designs that represent themselves the most. Usually very expensive, unless you're a rich bastard...
Student 1: Hey did you get a class ring?
Student 2: Yea, I got a 10 carat diamond stud on it too!
Professor: You rich bastard!
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The class clown is always the funniest guy in the room. They aren't afraid to take risks. Although, they sometimes deny their position as the comedy queen but deep down they know they're cracking everybody up. The class clown is edgy and like to throw things across the room and be needlessly extra but when someone brings up their outgoing characteristics they act shy and reserved. Once the class clown has enough eyes and attention like they they feel successful and continue to go over the top. They are even loved or hated and many feel like they don't know what to feel.
the class clown is being extra again.
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