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Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.
"No babe, it wasn't cheating to fuck Sam Hassan under the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)!"
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Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex
"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"
a provision of a law that it will automatically be terminated after a fixed period unless it is extended by law
Man 1: The congress put in a sunset clause, so the grant has to be renewed every five years.
Man 2: When does it expire?
Man 1: Next month.
The opposite of santa (search it up on this platform) A very nice caring person who bakes you cookies that the cookie monster will eat before you can take a bite because they are so good.
Person 1: We are goung to see Ms Clause today
Person 2: Lets just hope Santa and the Cookie monster isnt there
When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.
Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.
In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.
Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.