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Generally, a trucker clock is what a male, long-haul truck driver calls his penis. The trucker clock dictates (sorry) what time of day it is.
"My trucker clock says it's time to stop and take a leak. so it must be break-time!"
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The cat's asshole, because it resembles a watch dial. See Tabby TimexPekinese Rolex
Grandma thought she saw a cat clock. Every time the cat walked through the kitchen, Grandma would point at the asshole and say, "I can see what time it is." It was time for her meds, that's what time it was. Gimme the tin foil hat, Grandma!
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A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.
According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.
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A huge huntsman spider found by someone in a relative's house, living under a clock. He took 3 photographs before, presumably, running from the room with terror. the first one is the clock, with the spider's legs poking out from one side of it. the second is a pic of the spider with the clock gone (it's not clear whether the clock has been moved or the spider as moved away from it) and the third one is a horrifyingly detailed close up showing the fur on the spider (eurgh). According to legend, this spider once had a ninth leg which fell off in a battle with limecat and became the being mortals worship as "God". Fools, clock spider will not treat them with mercy when judging them along with worshippers of limecat who will, undoubtedly, be fed to the spider after judgement day. rumor has it that the messenger the spider sends as the "judge" on judgement day will be a humongous piece of cheese, but since the spider will probably have eaten the Jupiter sized king of cheese long before then, who will be sent remains to be seen...
clock spider > limecat / limecat > clockspider / AAARRRGGGHHH! IT'S BIGGER THAN A CLOCK!!! *faints*
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a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.
alarm clock:
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
kid:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."
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The time at which your hustle game is on.
It's what's going through your head while you hustle, time-on-a-timeline. Frame by frame.
It's the microseconds you have while you're in the zone, and only you know where it'll end. They weave together, each frame ahead of those around you.
It's what you work with, not against. Hustlas never work against the clock. That's for regular time, with regular people.
It's represenative of your mindset. Looking at your hustle clock is like an out of body look at yourself. While those around you think about regular conversations, your mind is on another level. It's what you look at when you know you're in hustle mode, and stops when you stop your hustle.
(a)
g: What just happened?
g: Was he on his hustle clock?
(b)
(insert your story here)
g: Dirrtyy! That's dope sick. Sounds like a porn / hollywood movie. True playa. He must've been on his hustle clock.
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