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n. Being fucked up in so many ways that you cant even count. See Ozzy Osbourne or Lady GaGa. They are prime examples of clusterfucks.
Person 1: Hey its my pet rock Penis!
Person 2: Dont be such a clusterfuck, you lil peice of shit.
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When more than two people of the same or different sex sleep beside eachother. Close enough to touch and cuddle but not engage in sexual activity, providing comfort and warmth for all involved.
Three femals, two males clusterfuck at their afterprom in a queen size bed. Their clusterfuck allowes them all to fit on the bed and sleep throughout the night with warmth and comfort.
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When so many people try to hold the door for each other that no one actually gets through the door.
A: Dude, how could you have been late for the exam?
B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!
A person who is completely unable to do anything right or to make things work. If given any task he/she will fuck it up causing problems for everybody.
Mike: How will be in charge of the christmas office party this year?
Al: I will take the title of marster of the ceremony?
Mike: Al, the only title you can take is Captain Clusterfuck. You can not organize a trip to the bathroom, let alone a party. Everything given to you is doomed for failure.
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Playing any game of conquest or rush on operation metro in a 64 player server without any limits on XM25, M320, C4,Claymores, SMAW, RPG, LAW, or any other explosives in hardcore mode.
I was feeling good about killing 2 enemy players until I rounded the corner to get killed by a C4 camper, then respawned to trip a team mate's claymore and die by friendly fire, Operation Clusterfuck strikes again!
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A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.
The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.
World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
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This is the perfect storm of government, in which there is simultaneous failure of all three levels of government: local, state, and federal.
The handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans was a clusterfuck trifecta par excellence.
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