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a worthwhile investment that will relieve most people who finish from a job with their name on their shirt. if you aren't making any more money with your degree, it's your own fault. stop bitching.
when i graduated college i became my boss's boss.
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a place almost like high school, but the professors(teachers) don't give a shit and you pay to miss class from having a hangover. endless partying and much sex going on. oh yeah....a place of learning for a possible descent career.
I am taking human sexuality at college next semester.
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A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
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where you party, get drunk and get laid.
Matt: I went to college, and now I'm a man!
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A place for people who are:
1) Scared to go out into the real world
2) Shelterd
3) Want to be average and middle class forever
Stake my own claim? In the real world? I would rather hide in college, so there is nothing to compare my failures to, except grades and a lifetime of loans.
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A place that, as 21 Jump street defines, where you get to smoke weed with kids, drink booze, and fuck anything in a pair of jeans with low self esteem.
See also: hell
Captain Dickson: New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.
Jenko: Oh, I love Disneyland!
Captain Dickson: You two sons of bitches are going to college!
Schmidt: Yes!
Jenko: No!
A institution of higher learning where the teachers notes are faulty and the textbook questions are unexplained.
If you call someone a "nigger" in college that's offensive, but if some nasty dolt calls you a "faggot" then that's o.k.