Comic book squad

A group of people who are geeks or nerds. they usually talk about minecraft or other games and atlease one person likes comics. They hang about together.

The comic book squad walked up to the bullys and said " stop it pick on someone your own size" the bullys all ganged up on them.

Silent Horror Comic

Videos (usually found on youtube), featuring horror-themed webcomics.

Basically someone went on LINE Webtoon, ripped off someone's work, and made it into a YouTube video for easier consumption.

This usually happens with horror webcomics without much dialogue. They end up looking more like storyboards. (See also: Silent Comic)

Person A: Oh shit.
Person B: What?
Person A: Nah I was just watching a Silent Horror Comic. Scared the shit out of me.

Comically Large Spoon

"dawg can I get some ice cream?" The first man says, opening the fridge.
"only a spoonful!" The second man says, pointing a finger at the first man.
Then the first man pulls out a comically large spoon, enough to take the entire tub of ice cream.
When the first man pulls it out he has a large grin on his face, a death stare, perhaps a stare of "you got tricked"
He proceeds to take the ice cream from the fridge.

It is funny because the spoonful is actually very large, and can take so much ice cream, that it would not even be a spoonful anymore.

1. I will use my comically large spoon to trick my friends into thinking I will only take one spoonful, when the spoon is comically large, it will be more than one normal spoonful, therefore getting the desired amount of ice cream from the refrigerator

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comic strip-mining

Exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke.

"get it?! get it?!"
"oh yeah...you can stop comic strip-mining that joke"

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Comic Book Guy

See RockNRoll1

1. "Your logic is cheap"

2. "Worst. Logic. Ever"

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Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.

My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.

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Comic Book

Actions with Captions.

"What are you reading?" "Oh, just a new comic book, aka man porn, that I bought. You know, actions with captions!"

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