cook whites

U.S. Army slang term referring to severely worn and faded BDUs (Battle Dress Uniforms). New BDUs start out with random black, loam, and green amorphous shapes that form the camouflage pattern. After several months or years of washing and dry cleaning the colors bleed out. Summer weight BDUs tend to fade faster than winter weight due to the fact that they are made out of a thinner cotton based material. The term is derived from the name of the all white uniform that Army Cooks wear.

“Do not! I repeat DO NOT show up to the division change of command ceremony wearing freaking cook whites.”

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cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.

(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!

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Tim Cook

massive revolutionary cunt who works with a shit company and will willingly suck some cocks just for a cookie

"hes such a Tim Cook he should actually fuck him self up the ass with a spiky dildo"

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cook by numbers

A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.

Mark's parents were out of town, so he had to cook by numbers.

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Matt Cooke

The biggest douche to ever lace up a pair of hockey skates. Plays dirty and has nearly ended the careers of multiple players with his cheap headshots and flying elbows.

Pens fans love this prick despite the fact that he could kill someone.

Hey did you see Matt Cooke hit that guy last night? He gave him a concussion and almost ended his career

And this is any different than normal how...

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cooking by the book

you know you can't be lazy!
never use a messy recipe,
the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!

cooking by the book makes for a pretty cake!

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cooking dick

1. To move at an insanely fast speed.
2. To fuck fast (theoretically, fast enough to cook said dick via friction).

"They were cookin' dick down that hill" - GiantBoyDetective
"How did you get back so fast? Man... Sucks for her, you must've been cooking dick." - Jonah

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