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What all dads want for Christmas
"All I want for Christmas is cooperation and some God damn peace and quiet." - Fathers everywhere
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The act of saying something so stupid it defies belief and the laws of physics simultaneously.
Me: "So i heard Matt had you running around, trying to find a bag of steam the other day"
Guy: "Yer"
Me: "Haha you're an idiot"
Guy: "Well in my defense the coffee machine makes steam"
Me: "......."
Me: "What a cooperism"
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a down to heart kind of guy, even if he is a little annoying at times, but he just wants the best. really cute, and funny personality. can be really sensitive and protective, but cooper's are just empathic
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To give a cooper is to be sitting in the front seat of a car while feeling up someone in the backseat of the car. Preferably while their best friend is driving.
The other day my friend was coopering a chunky charms on the way back from the bar.
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An unusually beautiful, short, and super cute young female.
1)...Wow, look at that cooper. 2)...I hope the cooper will be at the club tonight. 3)... Cooper alert!
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The effects of crying (and/or swimming) while wearing black eyeliner.. when it runs down your face and you look like Alice Cooper.
"With all that eye liner, God forbid she starts crying.. she'll look like Alice Cooper."
(crying) "Who's Alice Cooper? Is she pretty??"
-Cougar Town
"She's totally coopering. Amateur move not wearing waterproof to a late night pool party."