Receiving fellatio whilst packing a fatty dip
Sarah gives the best cope smokes in the county
He is very cool, yet acts nice and caring some times, he has a very small dick but makes up for it with his super halrious jokes. He will normally be the first to do things that no other will do and normally regrets the descion while in the process of doing it. If you meet a Michael copes you will most likely become his friend because of the way he acts around lots of people. Horrible in bed, but a great friend. All ladies beware of the mans small dick.
Damn Michael copes is so cool. He would be perfect if he didn't have such a small dick.
For when someone is coping to a irrational degree
Did you hear that bob is still trying to peddle the "Biden stole the election!" nonsense
Yeah that's a hard cope if I've ever seen one
When a person spends more time in coping than actually solving the problem. It is similar to concepts like the tutorial hell
A: To handle this situation emotionally, I need to listen to music, make sport and meditation and play the games I like. B: Bro and when you actually solve your Problem? You entered the coping hell again!
Refers to a substance consumed (by smoking) in
lieu of marijuana being unavailable or otherwise prohibited due to circumstance or situation.
The boomer ass Army would rather me play with these fucking Cope Sticks than just smoke a backwood like a real man. Go figure.
Any Vehicle that is stupidly overpowered.
I hate crazy cuz he keeps on making cope vehicles.
That’s crazy’s cope vehicle.
A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.