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If " The Force is with you" you have the Cosmic Way . . . Either way its harder to find . . . than to define. . . .
Wow . . . she's cosmic man . . .
No . . . She has the "Cosmic Way "
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A bowel movement of universal proportions
Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.
A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.
I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!
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You will fuck everything that moves.
"She's got the bad sign of cosmic horn, she found out the guy she loved has got a girlfriend. what a dick"
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A Euphoric kiss that is out of this world. Erotic. Pleasurable. Ecstasy. Supernatural
When he kissed me it was a complete cosmic kiss.
It was almost as good as a cosmic kiss.
Her touch was like a cosmic kiss.
His lips felt like a cosmic kiss.
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A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.
Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.
Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.
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Is what you call a gay blackie.
Look, a cosmic brownie is sucking dick
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