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noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.
"douche cough"
Illnesses which are spread around at conventions (Comic-Con, Fur-Con, Bear Run) due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to kennel cough.
This is synonymous with "Con Crud" or "Bear Flu".
I had an amazing time at Texas Bear Round-up, but I ended up catching kennel cough.
(V.) The ungodly abomination of a disease that through the disregard for basic human sanitation and insistence upon non-sexual homo-erotic physical contact between male cadets is passed through the barracks freely despite all attempts to keep the Barracks and latrines sanitary.
Symptoms: Lack of Energy, Congested Sinuses, violently coughing, inability to control bowel movements at waning hours of the evening.
"DAMN, it took me a solid two weeks to shake the Osh-Cough after NBB"
When a "witty" teenager decides to cough and say the word slut at the same time. Their version of stealth.
Cindy- They kept on slut coughing me every where i went. In the hallways,in class, at the strip club.
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Mate, so gutted I can’t come this weekend, I have to self isolate, managed to catch the spicy cough
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derived from the desire to 'swear without swearing', from a glorious exchange - with nether party swearing one bit!
in an attempt to imply 'f-off', the rhyme was offered up instead. with great surprise the reply was even better than the joke itself...
(also used: 'would you like to play the russian composer?')
me: 'enter facetious remark here'
other: 'enter doubly facetious retort here'
me: rhymes with "cough"
other: er, "rachmaninoff"?
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A cough that comes deep from your lungs as a result of smoking too much weed.
Daishon: *coughs* I think I got bronchitis.
Trevon: Nah bruh, you just got stoner cough from all that weed you been smokin!
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