Cougar Cover

The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.

Also know as Cougar Camo

Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.

Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.

doggie covers

Socks that are worn on The Maestro's feet.

The Maestro prefers to wear doggie covers on her dogs at night when she sleep to keep her dogs warm..

Cover Twins

Two people that are suspected, or actually, having repeated sexual encounters.

"The two of you are definitely cover twins!"
"I bet that they're cover twins... They're always spending so much time together"

cover photo

A personal intimate photo, that exists at the top of your Facebook page, that represents you at the moment

Did you see John P's cover photo ?

nerd cover

This is a subject adopted by a nerd to conceal his or her typical intellectual pursuits. The selected subject is often something not associated with nerd/geek culture but the nerdy persona can invest his or her intellectual capacity into. Instead of seeming pedantic the knowledge of the subject may be seen as admirable. The subject can be almost anything such as sports, agriculture, beer, cars, or crafts.

The interest goes beyond being a hobby as the nerd using nerd cover will either avoid or down play other subjects that might reveal their innate personality. Nerd cover can be used to redirect a conversation from traditionally nerdy subjects to being used to dilute obvious nerdiness in an individual's interests.

"Man, Brian seems like a total nerd."
"Maybe, but did you know he keeps goats and chickens?"
"That's just his nerd cover, don't get him started on the latest zombie film."

"Wow, Warren's fantasy football team is unbeatable!"
"Yeah, football is his nerd cover. He's a mathematician so the numbers come naturally to him.

seat cover

Undergarment which covers the lower torso including both butt cheeks; may or may not have an opening in the crotch; may have Velcro, snap, or ribbon-tie openings on the sides.

He was so scared, he had to change his seat cover. She doesn't want to die in a public place for fear that her seat cover will be soiled.

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Covered wagon

A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!

I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon

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