When multiple Russian prostitutes urinate on your face all at the same time.
That leader of free-world sure likes Russian Covfefe.
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Translated in arabic as "I will stand up"
President Trump let the muslim world know he will covfefe
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When the press notices how small and ineffectual your hands are, and makes fun of it.
Despite the negative press covfefe,
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When you're an orange man in the white house and the staffer takes your phone out of your hands mid-tweet
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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cov-fe-fe
/cov-fay-fay/
The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.
The Chronicle covfefed the President's speech and found that only 4% was based on real things that actually exist.
also see: covfefeaphobia
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???..not even a frigging verb?
When you try to say the word "coverage" but your a fuckin imbicle, ass cheeto and says this
Trump has been awarded by Wikipedia for his "pulled out of ass information" as he shocks media all over with "covfefe"
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When you are insane, but become president of the United States and you want to write "conference", but you are drunk or high, then you fall asleep.
#trump #potus #covfefe
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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