A clickbaity channel with almost 30M subs, mostly watched by kids and moms. Most of their videos show stupid "crafts" you will NEVER actulally use in your entire life
5 minute crafts: 42 HOLY GRAIL HACKS THAT WILL SAVE YOU A FORTUNE
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily
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Want to give head to your homie on the minecraft crafting table
Steve get on the crafting table a ha ha
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The large beard worn by craft beer drinkers, generally accompanied by tattoos, piercings, a shaved head and/or a big belly. Often contains the faint smell of bacon and free trade coffee.
His craft beer-d let me know he was a man who could sit for long periods.
This is used to describe if to dudes are in a relationship and they are ready to have sex (or a blowjob). this stems from the crafting table meme when Spiffey and Skeppy were explaining it to Badboyhalo without actually explaining it to him and after Badboyhalo asked "are we on furnace level" Skeppy said "no we aren't even on crafting table level".
DUDE 1: Are we on Crafting table level.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.
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At the hours of 8pm - 11pm nigga's gather to craft, its a daily ceremony and those who disobey it are usually shot
Girl: Hey, whats doing tonight between 8pm - 11pm, I'm home alone
Me: Um, you for real? Bitch its craft - nigga hours, get wit it
Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.
DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT
verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted
Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.
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