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Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.

Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.

by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009

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memory cramp

When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.

Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.

I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.

When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"

by chellix January 1, 2013


Cramp that jigger

Meaning; close the door

Will you please cramp that jigger!

by Tandragee36 May 21, 2020


p cramps

Period cramps

Bruh my p cramps hurts so bad
Oh sorry abt that

by Deez nutx April 17, 2022


Cramp and dash

Diarrhea

I would have went dancing last night but, I had the cramp and dash.

by Lenny Backstrom December 10, 2022


skull cramp

another name for headache, usually when a woman is going through her pms stage, or when you are hung over

wow, did i have a major skull cramp after that party last night!

by queenofwizards February 5, 2010


Cramp in the Damp

Pain in the butt

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp

by MountainDrew March 21, 2019