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6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)
We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.
A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.
"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"
when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.
Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
It’s just a dream, get over it, u see It on tv, this thing don’t exist..
Julia: Heyyyy! I got a limitless credit card
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.
Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.
So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties
Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl
A broke bitch who racked up 4k in credit card fraud
Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot
When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.
I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana