cris is a dumbass fucking shit talking bitch who thinks he can pull the universe and always has to shit and has hella bitches in his phone FUCK THAT NIGGA CRIS
A word that describes a man's uncontrollable boner that compliments his fetish for Cheese filled socks
"Mate, that man's got a cris-he'a drooling"
Much like crying but more manly. Cri, or “Cri-ing” usually only occurs at the end of sad movies such and The Mist.
“Hey man did you see that Netflix is fixing to get The Mist?”
-“I cri evrytim…”
He is just trying his best but gets shit on by everyone,
Cris is late again
Don't burn the meat Cris
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: looking ass fool Cris
No semi colons in this muhfucka. Real colon hours only
A sarcastic piece of shit yet a cool and chill guy. They can be derpy and memey, but you will still love them as a friend. They also have a frog face and kin mineta from bnha
Girl : did you hear what cris was up too?
Person : being himself again?
Girl : no, he made me laugh!
When you are in between sad and happy but you still feel like crying
"Look at that dog, it's so cute!!"
"Aww, wait, BUSTERRRR, WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEE. That dog is so cute though.... cRi