Random
Source Code
Random
When someone is a fucking bitch, and gets to be the scapegoat for the crimes of someone else.
Damn, Josh is such a crime cuck. You could kill someone and he'll take the blame.
Skateboarding is not a crime and if you think it is a crime you are wrong.What makes all you idiots thiinks is a crime?its not a crime, skateboarding is the best thing ever made
skateboarding is not a CRIME
FREE
LO
VE
PARK
102👍 85👎
An outrageously evil or wicked crime committed with an anus.
Tyler: Why are all of the doorknobs full of shit?
Ian: Looks like Kevin performed an anus crime again
4👍 1👎
This isn't any specific time, it's a 24/7 way of life. It means to go so hard that it must be considered a crime. Used to describe a noun. Probably the dopest motto known to man kind. Can also be used in a hashtag. Therefore it is a saying, or a motto.
"Hey bro, what do you wanna do today?"
"Let's lift, I'm tryna get swole. Let's go Crime Time. #CrimeTime"
"Damn bro, you must really wanna go hard."
4👍 1👎
Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.
1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.
Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"
8👍 3👎
A Hate Crime committed by a leftist.
BLM burned down an urban community. but they don't hate anybody. Except for whites but who cares? That's not hate, that's a love crime.
23👍 17👎
n. The urban skater's one-line manifesto. Frequently heard blurted out by skateboarding juveniles arrested for vandalism by means of a skateboard, truancy, or marijuana use.
Strictly speaking, the act of personal locomotion on a four-wheeled board is not a crime in any jurisdiction in the United States. However, many cities have outlawed skateboarding on public edifices because it results in destructive grinding and causes injuries, the costs for both of which are borne by the taxpayer.
Furthermore, the culture associated with skateboarding youth is widely held to be a celebration of delinquency: marijuana use, rebellion against authority, truancy, and other problems are known to be prevalent in these juvenile populations. While this is no reason to discriminate against skateboarding in general, it sure doesn't help the image of the activity in the public's eye.
(A boy, about 12 years of age, with long bleached hair and extremely wide corduroy flare pants, is recklessly grinding his way down the outdoor staircase in front of Town Hall on a skateboard.)
Police Officer: "Young man, did I just see you skating down that marble staircase?"
Boy: (stares sullenly at ground) "Skateboarding is not a crime."
Officer: "Take those headphones off while I'm talking to you. Now what does that sign say right there?"
Sign: "Skateboarding on Town Hall property is subject to max. fine of $250 or 90 days in jail by order of City Rev. Code 08-2776."
Boy (fidgeting): "I dunno. Skateboarding is not a crime."
Officer: "And what's this? Did I just see a dime bag fall out of your pocket?"
Boy (crying): "Skateboarding is not a crime."
215👍 221👎