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a crisp coca cola to brighten your day and improve your mood
Man: man, this crisp coca cola sure is delicious
From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with Swiss chard
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"
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The sexual act preformed when the male pulls out of the vagina and releases his semen on the womans face accompanied by a quick turn-around and immediate emmitance of explosive diarrhea all over the woman.
Poor Jane got the cookie crisp right after Mexican night.
Biff "Yo man, whaddya do last night?"
Bobby "CoooOOOOOOOOOkie CRISP!!"
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The plethora of little processed micro-chocolate chips from the last of a box of cookie crisp, that accumulate at the bottom of the bowl. upon finishing cereal, one may drink the milk, and with the final gulp, may indulge in a mouthful of General Mill's finest softened cocoa caviar delight. The milk-penetrated chip-u-oles melt in your mouth. If one cared to open ones eyes during the consumption of such a delicacy, one would notice that their treat resembled caviar.
I giggle at how regal we are with all our Dom Perignon and cognac soaked lobster tail, yet I do so envy Parker over there; he's currently partaking in some Cookie Crisp Caviar. Dick.
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Dark little round cookie crisp cereal sized nipples.
Once I seen caits tits i just wanted to bite them little cookie crisp nipples.
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What You DONT Put Your Dirty Boots On.
Matias Torres: HE WALKED ALL OVER IT WITH HIS DIRTY BOOTS, OVER THE CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS. OF MY BED I HAD JUST MADE!
when your English teacher likes chicken and their name starts with crisp
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