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A delicate but rather crunchy chocolate shaped like a crocodile(not to be confused with an alligator).
Tim: Look at this sick chocolate my mom bought me.
Jorge: Choc Croc!
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when you take a poop so massive, it leaves piles poking out of the water that look like crocodile eyes jutting out.
"I totally just left a set of croc-eyes in that toilet."
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A shit example of a man,
Balls up
i was a right croc of betts
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Croc Hunter: An australian stereotype that goes by the name Steve Irwin. His hilarious antics infront of dangerous animals is enjoying to watch in case he is seriously injured. he likes to self promote himself alot and is making millions from Americans with tv shows and films which he calls documentries.
-woah, have a look at this little beauty! these guys are incredibly venomous and can spit their venom over a 3 metre distance. their brightly coloured body tells predators not to touch him, it shouts danger danger. Lets get closer to see if i can provoke him.
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Finding out if someone is a transvestite by grabbing their genitalia.
In the 1986 blockbuster "Crocodile Dundee" there is a bar scene where "Crocodile" "Mick" Dundee is flirting with someone whom he assumes is a woman, only to find out upon "pullin a croc" that it is in fact a man.
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the sequel to the game 'croc' made by ubisoft. Basically this is the extended journey of croc,EXCEPT WITH A SHITTER VIEW!! please read croc before reading this. In this fabulous installment of croc, croc is forced to do the exact same thing AGAIN, yes i know kids, how EXCITING!!!. this game starts with a half hour long, crappy made animation of croc playing some sort of game with a beachball with his tiny poofy gobbo freinds. During this game, a gobbo tries to headbutt the ball and i think he killed himself, (this is probably the best bit in the whole game). Then for some unexplained reason, croc is launched to an island which is clearly over 100KMs away by way of see-saw. Then on the island, he is confronted with more gobbos who enjoy ginger soda...(it is here you find the magic eye zoomers,how fucking exciting eh..) Then for some reason he starts running around and going in random doors and listening to the 2 hour speeches given by the gobbos which kind of makes you want to not rescue them. It is usually after the first level which is absolutely impossible to pass on your first attempt because you need jelly, that you meet the absolutely fabulous swap meet pete, he is famous for saying walla walla waa and also for selling green jelly, orange jelly and red jelly Although buying these items takes about half an hour because he gives you a full rundown of the items which you have to READ because he only speaks in WALLA WALLA WAAAAAAAA, after this you basically run around and get told to f off by the king because you are scaring the fish.
man, this DOTA is so shit, its like croc
nah man, dota is gold compared to croc, and croc is gold compared to croc 2.
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