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Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010


night crud

The congestion that's in your throat and nose when you wake up in the morning.

I'll sound more like myself after I get rid of this night crud.

by Echo27 September 27, 2010


crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019


crud on a stick

a phrase to express anger and/or disappointment that is so great that it is beyond words

someone: it’s 2020
me: crud on a stick

by November 30, 2020


crud diddly

Crud diddly is a more PG way of saying the curse word "shit."

Cop: You're under arrest!
Me: What! I haven't done crud diddly!

by uhh94 November 14, 2019