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When playing Halo 2 on Xbox Live, is to kill two people at the same time, resulting in a Double Kill. When achieving this, you yell Double Crumpet to further enhance the embarassment you inflicted upon them.
(When playing Halo 2 Online)
Halo 2 Game: Double Kill
Nick: Double Crumpet, KSI losers!
KSI Losers: Damn, we suck!
A bagel that has been toasted and dunked in a very wet vagina.
Chi Chi: Dude, i had Mary Ann's monkey crumpet yesterday.
Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste
Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.
Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.
the cheesey crud found on charl's nob used to butter crumpets.
Andrew: Ey, Charls, Will ya butter me crumpet?
Charls: How eggy do you want it?
Andrew: Like you done Marks Eggy Crumpet
When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.
Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.
Someone who is perpetually looking for food that will prove to others that he is posh.
"Look at my crumpets!"
"Bloody Crumpet Hunter."
1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.
2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.
Me and Cumberbatch are going for tea and crumpets.