Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

Crumped up

British slang for pumped up.

“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”

crump-hole

nickname for a hard hit or a great blow

oh i got fully crump-holed last night, im sore

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.