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One who is drunk at a bar with a group of people and randomly disapears to the bathroom. Thus returning, the person will have a "hello my name is" sticker which says "minister of cuddles" which came from the bathroom. Typically this person has no memory of how this got on the person. No memory of how it got there or knows why they have the sticker there. After this point peopletypically will bug them returning from the bathroomand talk about the name tag for the next. 6 weeks.
Hey, we're did jared go. .. not sure. ... Oh there he is. He' went to the bathroom and now is a minister of cuddles.
An endearing term for the act of sex. Or, when instead of working out in the morning, you opt for sweating off your calories through love making.
Instead of the gym this morning, the boyfriend and I did some cuddle cardio. Probably burned around 150 calories in 15 minutes... I could have gone for longer though.
When someone wants to cuddle so badly yet they want to look cool. So instead of enjoying it, they act like they don't care or that it's whatever.
"Last night I had some major cuddle swag."
“Cuddle-park,” or “cuddle-parking,” refers to when someone parks so close to your car that it’s almost as though the cars are cuddling.
Not a good thing.
"That guy parked right on the line next to my car. I have to do yoga just to get in!"
"Ugh, I hate it when he cuddle-parks."
When you creampie your significant other and lay there cuddling them with your dick still inside them
I miss my baby so much, I wonder if she wants some creampie cuddles when we meet up.
Cuddle mood is mood you experience while craving physical contact.
People who experience cuddle mood are often quiet and feel nothing but torment as they do nothing, because they have no close friends and therefore nobody to cuddle with.
These people may start rping to virtually cuddle with other people who also experience cuddle mood.
After finding someone to cuddle with irl, cuddle mood will usually deactivate immediately.
Common symptoms include:
Doing nothing.
Suffering.
Being 72% braindead.
Fantasizing about getting cuddle.
Being depressed.
Watching hentai for the plot.
Person 1 texting to person 2:
P1: Ey yo dawg I'm in cuddle mood right now, but there is nobody to cuddle and I just...
P2: Ey ma dude don't worry, I'm in cuddle mood too. *hugs*
P1: Awh thank you dawg *big hug*
P2: *Cuddles you*
P1: *Snuggles up with you*
P2: <3 *mwah*
...
Continues until one of them passes out