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Cum comes out of a male's penis after rapid motion over it either with his hand or in a vagina
You sooooo didn't just CUM on me
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What your mom drinks when daddy’s outta town.
Your mother:(slurp slurp)
Me: ahhhhhh FUCK YES YOU WHORE! Cumulative
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Another name for sperm. Now, the only name for sperm. "Cum" is....
1) Why your mom's breath smells funny.
2) Watery and a bit grey-ish at times. Unless you're a porn star then it's brilliantly white and thick like premium yoghurt (and they shoot buckets opposed to your dribbles)
3) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to swallow.
4) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to have in their mouth.
5) What some men love to swallow
6) What most men fantasize about depositing in their wife's/girlfriend's ass
7) What gives your underwear that "yellow" stain
8) What ejaculated out of your penis when your (insert a family member) taught you how to masturbate all those years ago
9) What made your sister cry...and why she had to go "away" for several months
10) That bodily fluid you have on hour laptop after reading these definitions
"I hate to ask you this, since I don't really know you, but do I have a chance of ejaculating some cum into your mouth?"
"Mummy, what is "cum" and why did you scream at the man next door to "shoot his cum into your mouth"?
"Of course my darling, shoot your cum into my mouth. I know the taste is disgusting and it makes me vomit, but I love you sooooo much to refuse"
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1. A liquidy substance that is sticky and as white as milk and comes out of a boys peen
Dream was at a sleepover with his two friends: Sapnap and George. George was looking adorable as hell and Sapnap was looking too hot. Dream pushed George to the floor and winked at Sapnap, motioning him to come and join. Dream ripped off his and George's clothes as Sapnap ripped off his. George was on the floor with Sapnap's giant dick in his ass. George was moaning, trying to control himself. Sapnap was in the middle with Dreams massive cock in his own ass letting out giant moans, not even holding back. D-daddy Dream! Sapnap moaned, please fuck me, fuck me as hard as you can! They repositioned so that Dream was behind Sapnap, his massive cock thrusting in and out, while George was sucking Sapnap's dick trying to make him cum. Sapnap eventually let out a small moan G-george! I'm cumming! He came out all over George's mouth and George sucked it in. George and Sapnap started sucking on Dreams cock and Dream grabbed a nearby cup and came into it. He grabbed the back of George's hair and forced him to drink half the cup. He was about to round on Sapnap when Sapnap grabbed the cup and downed it all without making a face. Dream giggled a bit and decided to force his cock into George's tight ass, making George scream his name in pain. In order to silence George, Sapnap shoved his dick into George's mouth, gagging him a bit. George's throat was hurting but he liked it at the same time.
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A sland term that typically means “Semen that comes out of the penis when you have an erection.”
Dad!!! There is white stuff all over the Floor!!!
Thats dog cum, son.
its basically a milk or a creamer
"i want some more cum in my coffee!"
"can i have some cum in my tea please?"
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It’s that white shit that’s comes out yo fucking dick when your done jerking off
YEAH IMMA FUCKING CUM IN MY HOMIE
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