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Someone you have de-friended on Facebook but still see around, in an awkward manner.
Oh, he's a de-friend... Awkward!
I pretended to be on the phone earlier when I walked past him, he's a de-friend.
I saw her out the other night, I gave her a dirty look as I'm now her de-friend.
Defined as any female individual with a higher intellect than their insensitive male counterparts.
Example: See that account manager over there? She's De Jula compared to her colleagues.
The capital of the state of Iowa; pronounced "duh moyn" NOT "dez moyn-ez."
"Let's go to Dez Moinez"
"Huh?"
"Oh sorry. I mean, Des Moines."
To be at all affected by Patrick De Cou in any way, specifically sexually, and living to tell about it.
Dude you guys, i just found a condom wrapper in the courtyard room, someone for sure got De Cou'ed last night.
To try and calm down. Its an attempt to cool things off after being provocated and get swoll up or swollen up.
Yo shorty, de-swell, dont let that man get you all worked up.
A pad that conveniently fits between your cheeks and stops the noise of farts by keeping your cheeks from vibrating. Useful when being around important people or just a hot babe. Can be found at your local sport n goods store
"*puff* did you hear that?"- boyfriend
"Hear what?"-girlfriend
"Thank you de-vibrators!"-boyfriend
"What?"-girlfriend
Taking a heart emoji off of someone's contact name bc they have been a bad fucking period stain asshole.
When Maddie fucked me over I de-heartified her ass.